i am IRON BAG

one of my favorite expressionses is EPIC FAIL
when will farrell used it, yo that shit was fucking swell.
or check it: this bloke, he say it to his boss!
i don’t watch “friends” but that duder’s name is ross.
least favorite expressions? oh yeah, i’ve got a few.
like when garth is all sayin that “if you got to spew.”
i don’t like the phrase, “cream your jeans”
too dirty for my likin’s, just a little too obscene.
a similar one is “cream your pants”
instead of that i’d say: “yo, physical romance.”
i was in the coffeeshop, heard the sickest of sounds
i ask barista girlie, “what is this sickness you have found?”
she said its a dude: “possessed by paul james”
i said “gurl, imma blow him up once i droppin homie’s name
i droppin linkage on my blog and then they findin fame.”
the girlie she laughed then she gimme her up number
then she invite me over for a party of the slumber.